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Score: 7
Life of a Criminal

"RATING: 3"

submission: Life of a Criminal
date: February 8, 2004

Well, this was a really fun game. See, it has a few things that keep it from having a 5. I mean, you ALMOST got a 5 outta me but there were a few things that I just couldnt ignore.

~The text boxes: They were very annoying because they took to long to talk. 1 Sentence would stay up for about 30 seconds. Speed up the text boxes or else just add voices. You may also wana consider adding a button so people can read the text boxes at their own pace.

~~Make it longer

~~~uuu, the voices rock, but a few of the graphics are just a little choppy, neway fix this stuff and I will highly consider it a 5.

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Score: 5
Dragon Slayer (demo)

"good"

date: February 8, 2004

I gotta tell you I cant WAIT untill the full version. That rocked. The blood was cool too. As for its score, because its only a demo I give it a 2.

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Score: 7
African Detroit Cop

"Ahahahahahahaha"

date: February 8, 2004

That looked stupid at first but It actually ruled!!! The funniest things were when the boy got hit, shooting the hobo, and when eddie pisses on the wall!!! Wow, you proved that comedy can be done even without great graphics.

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Score: 2
Absalom RPG (Flash 5)

"No"

date: February 8, 2004

I didn't care for it. But thats just my opinion.

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Score: 6
Suicidal - Big Strides

"MY VOTE: 3"

date: October 20, 2003

Here is what I think...

GRAPHICS: Basically, they are pretty good. The words match the animals mouth.

SOUND: It was good, I liked the band okay and the movie went good with it.

Everything else was just okay... It wasnt the verb best movie on NG. However, it wasn't as bad as blackshadowdragon made it seem.

BOTTOM LINE: Pretty good job, keep up the good work :)

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Score: 5
Creature

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submission: Creature
date: October 7, 2003

After the man in the beginning got his head ripped off, he was still yelling, is that possible, I wanted to see the kid die though!!!

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Score: 9
William the Demon Killer

"..."

date: October 7, 2003

That was the BEST! Congrads dude, you now are my #1 Movie. You HAVE to make a second, I mean, this is better than some stuff on tv!!! You should get on the all time list!!! MAKE MORE!!! PLEEZ!!! Anyway, you get all 5 from me

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Score: 8
Bush - U.S. of Whatever

"Good Shit"

date: October 7, 2003

This was good stuff. My favirote part was when the Korean guy started talking, I cracked up. And when Bush asked what the W in bush stood for. This was funny, you get my 5. Keep up the good work. And I will be checking out your other flashes!!!

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Score: 2
In Control

"MY VOTE: 2"

submission: In Control
date: October 7, 2003

Here is what I think...

GRAPHICS: 4... It's 3d?

INTERACTIVE: 2... Its as interactive as a bowl of fruit. Mabey a teacher could use it to teach geo?

STYLE: 1... ... ...

BOTTOM LINE: Well, since you have no others on NG, it isnt that bad, but dont get me wrong it still sucks oh well, better luck next time :)

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Score: 2
Stikfas O

"RATING: 1"

submission: Stikfas O
date: October 7, 2003

Here is what I think...

GRAPHICS: 2... They sucked very bad... I would consider adding more frames and buying a better camera if I were you.

SOUND: 2... I really didn't like the repetetive music. It got old fast.

STYLE: 3... Not much to say except that this had NONE!!!

HUMOR: 1... Such a peice of crap that I laughed at the choppy graphics!

BOTTOM LINE: For your 16th flash I KNOW you can do better. Im not gona blam this but Im going to give it a 1. Better luck next time.

Author's Response:

Ok whateva dude I dun care amke some yer own flashes!

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